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Future Sprog

I have accidentally purchased the Opposition Politician Starter Pack: a brand new and undirtied pair of Skellerup Red Bands. Whoops!

My decade old and well soiled* Red Bands recently sprung a leak which I detected when clearing some weeds from a drainage ditch so I popped into Farm Source and bought a new pair.

It’s Field Days this week which means all the clueless Urban politicians are going to buy a new pair of boots, scuff some mud on them, and lie to farmers that they’re mates.

Some very very shiny and clean boots, still with sizing information on them, are worn on the feet of someone who is clearly not a farmer. Nary a smudge is on their lustrous surface
Jun 14, 2023, 07:25 PM·Public
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Future Sprog

* I say “well soiled” but I do give the soles a scrub before visiting other people’s farms so I don’t spread any pathogens.

Trying to remember who shoved on shiny boots and pretend they were farmers. Salt of the earth types. Not the “useless politician” that they really are.

Judith Collins and David Seymour spring to mind.

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