Future Sprog, XP @futuresprog@mastodon.nzoss.nz
wearer of authentic hair; good with computers
Joined Mar 2019
Found the voter fraud!
By Republicans, for Republicans.
RT @NicoleCarrWSB@twitter.com
“If that means changing your address for the next two months,so be it.I’m doing that. I’m moving to Georgia.”Our 6 investigation reveals deleted video-a FL attorney telling GOP members how to move to GA,vote in runoffs. It’s illegal.There’s more,& an investigation @wsbtv@twitter.com #gapol
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/NicoleCarrWSB/status/1334254347195125761
Genius discovers tea freshly made with boiling water is hot. Posts about it on Internet.
Top 1% of NOFX listeners on Spotify. Well, go me.
#2020Wrapped https://open.spotify.com/artist/4S2yOnmsWW97dT87yVoaSZ
Earlier in the week I saw quarter of an OPPO phone in the gutter. It’s either the back half of the phone from 4 months ago or a clumsy person lives here and likes their OPPO phones.
hCAPTCHA:
Find all the trains!
Google reCAPTCHA:
Burn down your house by using a plastic sewer drain-waste-vent pipe as a chimney. https://twitter.com/futuresprog/status/1064331298536271872
Aw crud, searching for “photos of toe toe” has now put me on some sort of foot fetishist watch list. FFS no no no.
Look at the third photo on the Weedbusters website and tell me it doesn’t look the same as mine:
https://www.weedbusters.org.nz/what-are-weeds/weed-list/pampas/
How do I tell the difference between a toe toe and an invasive pampas?
I chopped off the seed heads very early - didn’t note the month - and I tend to keep it trimmed so there aren’t many dead leaves to examine.
Single ridge on leaves. This is a bad sign.
More politicians being hypocritical, this one from Hungary:
✅ curtailed 🏳️🌈 rights
✅ loudly anti-gay
✅ found having gay sex https://twitter.com/stilgherrian/status/1333890463980417025
RT @NancyLea28@twitter.com
#BusterKeaton on CBC in 1962 showing off his mad skills as one of the first ones to turn pro in the pie-throwing business.
The full interview: https://youtu.be/lcNSPO-BoUg
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/NancyLea28/status/1332484173035167744
RT @rthk_enews@twitter.com
Australia demands an apology from Beijing over a Tweet by Foreign Ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian containing a false image of an Australian soldier holding a knife to the throat of an Afghan child. #RTHK can't see the tweet for some reason 🤔
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/rthk_enews/status/1333270085562114048
RT @silentmoviegifs@twitter.com
Silent movies did some pretty wild things with cars
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/silentmoviegifs/status/1333595916402569217
New chicken is smart enough to know it’s snacking time when I appear with a handful of slugs and snails.
Not smart enough to figure out the slugs are the edible part, not my finger.
RT @fesshole@twitter.com
Finding that conference calls and Spotify can be played simultaneously through my headset has transformed working from home. I select tracks to suit or counter the mood of meetings, and experiment with overlays for different people, e.g. the Birdie Song for a manager I detest.
Good to see Xbox keeping punch card technology alive.
(Image is an Xbox advert that reads “with all-new punch cards”.)
If we are allowed to invent titles and have newspapers seriously refer to us that way, I insist on being referred to as
Superior Tea-Drinker and Intellectualist Mx. Sprog
RT @AcampbelTeacher@twitter.com
How Billy TK is using the far right https://www.newsroom.co.nz/ideasroom/how-billy-tk-is-using-the-far-right
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/AcampbelTeacher/status/1332441409350090752
Made the missus a cold brew coffee.
See what happened was I made a coffee and left it sitting on the bench for an hour (because I forgot) and then I walked past and saw it so I fished the spider out and topped off the cup with milk and then gave it to her.
wearer of authentic hair; good with computers
Joined Mar 2019
