Future Sprog, XP @futuresprog@mastodon.nzoss.nz
wearer of authentic hair; good with computers
Joined Mar 2019
They’re called “ship rats” for a reason, and no, the reason is not because they build ships.
RT @AklCouncil@twitter.com
Join us in our efforts to protect the Hauraki Gulf's environment this summer. https://bit.ly/34dAmwS
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/AklCouncil/status/1217244433583706112
It’s true.
RT @TheOnion@twitter.com
Man Taking Phone Out Of Case For First Time In Years Struck By Forgotten Beauty https://trib.al/QciIJJM
Of all the days to not have a Reddit account!
I would like to ask: in episode 4 Owen asks, “how many different places in the world can there be? 100?”
What is the actual number of places?
RT @davidwain@twitter.com
Reddit AMA is live now - ask me literally ANYTHING
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ermy2s/i_am_david_wain_cocreator_of_the_new_show_medical/?
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/davidwain/status/1219424530231201793
RT @AkiyoshiKitaoka@twitter.com
新快速電車の通過
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/AkiyoshiKitaoka/status/1218853739873751040
She was very happy with the sausage roll when she got to the top.
🎵 “It’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll” 🎶
Baby angrily informs me: it’s a long way to the TOP if you want to ROCK N ROLL
Now everyone wants a sausage roll.
Noted!
RT @_jjphillips@twitter.com
8) STOCK YOUR SNACK/COFFEE/TEA BAR!!! Nuff said.
As an aside, DO NOT GET ALL YOUR LUNCHES VIA DELIVERY APPS.
Either cook them, microwave them, or go get them. Again, time away from the screen + social interaction. Break up the sedentary potential. And save yourself some $$
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/_jjphillips/status/1216161465641492480
Cricket friend. @Mykuhl@twitter.com I now have an interest in cricket!
I found a dead bumblebee 🐝 about a metre from the entrance to their hive.
Baby said, “it’s Bumbledore!”
Is this a male sparrow or a relative? It’s very red.
These Griffin’s chocolate Macaroons are really good! Yum!
I hope that the addition of googly eyes indicates this is a joke. 👀
If you do create a startup that offers to combine artificial intelligence with surveillance camera footage to detect political alignment, my fee is $11 BILLION (eleventy billion dollars)
Left wing politician reveals he is secretly right wing when he uses his RIGHT HAND to sign a piece of paper!!!
No true socialist would use their *right* hand.
“You end up being paid based on your negotiation skills … which I think is lame.” Very true.
Also Xero should have paid relocation, matched local cost of living, but also required minimum 12 months in London (IMHO).
RT @nzheraldbiz@twitter.com
Ex-Xero staffer reveals every salary of her career https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12301140
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/nzheraldbiz/status/1217907027013324800
I ain’t gunna lie,
I’d much rather be in a warm shower than be hit in the face with a mouldy shoe.
True story.
And now for a delicious Griffin’s Chocolate Macaroon. Yum!
Delicious Griffin’s Double Choc Toffee Pop with cup of tea.
I would share photos of my morning tea but I’m still deep in my Weet-Bix.
😴
wearer of authentic hair; good with computers
Joined Mar 2019
