โ€ฆ of whether or not a sparrow is a rapist. Ooh, thatโ€™s some bad news, you naughty naughty sparrow.

If youโ€™d like to know more about the training of this model, please see this earlier thread: twitter.com/futuresprog/status

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Iโ€™d like to introduce you to my new product. It is the Advanced Sparrow AI with precognition. Itโ€™s a small easy to carry device. You take it with you. You sight through the tube at a sparrow of interest, Iโ€™m looking at that nest as a proxy, & the device will read out a verdict โ€ฆ

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My new AI eco is exiting stealth mode! We have a new, portable product to provide insights into bird behaviour. Please watch the promo video. Transcript in replies.

Looking for investment in the 500K - 3M range. Please DM.

RT @killedbymeta@twitter.com

RT this tweet and I'll be sure you start off with 1 million Metacoin.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/killedbymeta/statu

RT @TrevorFSmith@twitter.com

@raphkoster@twitter.com @TimSweeneyEpic@twitter.com Agreed. The core problem of systems in the shape of the metaverse is how to avoid it being a hellscape of corporate and governmental intrusion in which the astroturf botnets that can yell the loudest dominate every public space.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/TrevorFSmith/statu

RT @PlayStation@twitter.com

๐’๐ข๐œ ๐๐š๐ซ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฌ ๐Œ๐š๐ ๐ง๐š. Watch the official trailer for @UnchartedMovie@twitter.com, exclusively in movie theaters February 18.

A note from @Naughty_Dog@twitter.com: play.st/3aYnn87

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/PlayStation/status

Computer graphics, in a movie based on a computer game??? Outrageous!!!

(Looking forward to the Uncharted movie I didnโ€™t realise was so far along. Looks good!)

RT @tvaziri@twitter.com

cue the disingenuous/uninformed "ugh - more crappy CGI physics!" comments

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/tvaziri/status/145

RT @nealbrennan@twitter.com

I love that these corporations change their names every six years like a dead beat dad changing his name to avoid child support payments. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/nealbrennan/status

Go team rail, clearing the Yanks import backlog.

RT @typesfast@twitter.com

Rail has caught up. They have almost no rail containers left waiting to go out. This is a huge win and freed up additional yard space (which quickly filled). /8

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/typesfast/status/1

This was an unexpected insert in todayโ€™s newspaper. White chicken enjoyed reading it.

Youโ€™ll never believe how this ends.

RT @Yugemaku@twitter.com

ใƒชใƒชใ‚ขใƒณ

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/Yugemaku/status/14

Neighbourโ€™s wife saw a photo of the tire marks on the driveway (delivery was for them) and marched him over with the water blaster to fix it. I used my Browns Brush and it scrubbed up nicely.

Then the water blaster caused cavitation in my pump nearly cooked itself.

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All the sparrows suddenly hopped under the picnic table.

I thought that was odd until I saw the shadow of a kฤrearea fall on them.

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RT @KorimakoEcology@twitter.com

This is a really useful graphic from @mwlr_nz@twitter.com showing how important it is to connect up patches of bush so our less mobile birds can disperse.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/KorimakoEcology/st

RT @futuresprog@twitter.com

@Te_Taipo@twitter.com Back in the โ€˜00s a mate and I attended a Brian Tฤmaki โ€œFamily Valuesโ€ March with signs. Thugs were unimpressed and ripped down one of our signs. What did they object to?

Deuteronomy 22:28-29

Canโ€™t handle a bit of their own Bible. ๐Ÿ™ twitter.com/te_taipo/status/14

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/futuresprog/status

They got the truck out! My Internet is unscathed!

But the tire tracks, the unscheduled hedge trimming, oh boy.

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Heโ€™s doing a 75 point turn, trapped between the old gate post, my hedge, and my decorative flaxes.

I kept the gate post because even though it isnโ€™t in use anymore it stands between the traffic and the cuddly squishy box full of Internet.

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