They’re called “ship rats” for a reason, and no, the reason is not because they build ships.

RT @AklCouncil@twitter.com

Join us in our efforts to protect the Hauraki Gulf's environment this summer. bit.ly/34dAmwS

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AklCouncil/status/

It’s true.

RT @TheOnion@twitter.com

Man Taking Phone Out Of Case For First Time In Years Struck By Forgotten Beauty trib.al/QciIJJM

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheOnion/status/12

Of all the days to not have a Reddit account!

I would like to ask: in episode 4 Owen asks, “how many different places in the world can there be? 100?”

What is the actual number of places?

RT @davidwain@twitter.com

Reddit AMA is live now - ask me literally ANYTHING

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/erm?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/davidwain/status/1

🎵 “It’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll” 🎶

Baby angrily informs me: it’s a long way to the TOP if you want to ROCK N ROLL

Now everyone wants a sausage roll.

open.spotify.com/track/7nemcVs

Noted!

RT @_jjphillips@twitter.com

8) STOCK YOUR SNACK/COFFEE/TEA BAR!!! Nuff said.

As an aside, DO NOT GET ALL YOUR LUNCHES VIA DELIVERY APPS.

Either cook them, microwave them, or go get them. Again, time away from the screen + social interaction. Break up the sedentary potential. And save yourself some $$

🐦🔗: twitter.com/_jjphillips/status

Cricket friend. @Mykuhl@twitter.com I now have an interest in cricket!

I found a dead bumblebee 🐝 about a metre from the entrance to their hive.

Baby said, “it’s Bumbledore!”

I hope that the addition of googly eyes indicates this is a joke. 👀

If you do create a startup that offers to combine artificial intelligence with surveillance camera footage to detect political alignment, my fee is $11 BILLION (eleventy billion dollars)

Left wing politician reveals he is secretly right wing when he uses his RIGHT HAND to sign a piece of paper!!!

No true socialist would use their *right* hand.

“You end up being paid based on your negotiation skills … which I think is lame.” Very true.

Also Xero should have paid relocation, matched local cost of living, but also required minimum 12 months in London (IMHO).

RT @nzheraldbiz@twitter.com

Ex-Xero staffer reveals every salary of her career nzherald.co.nz/business/news/a

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nzheraldbiz/status

I ain’t gunna lie,
I’d much rather be in a warm shower than be hit in the face with a mouldy shoe.

True story.

I would share photos of my morning tea but I’m still deep in my Weet-Bix.

😴

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