[FirstName] [LastName] @vik@mastodon.nzoss.nz

RIP David Bellamy. Gwubbing awound in the glowiously wich litter under the daisies.

If people called Elon's latest vehicle the Pedotruck, would he sue? #Tesla

British Insecurity just confiscated my dog whistle because it "as the appearance of being a kubotan"

While burning wood scraps may cause particle pollution, they drop CO2 output - particularly in areas relying on coal for power generation. Stopping CO2 rise may require non-optimal solutions.

https://m.phys.org/news/2019-12-china-rapidly-energy-traditional-stoves.html

RT @stu_bot3000@twitter.com

OH MY GOD 🔥🔥🔥

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/stu_bot3000/status/1202176609253498880

RT @Pno_nwa@twitter.com

@ThomedySci@twitter.com Au contraire
https://twitter.com/spat106/status/1202039713671962625

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Pno_nwa/status/1202040643033239552

RT @KamalaHarris@twitter.com

Don’t worry, Mr. President. I’ll see you at your trial. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1202006070438199298

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1202008446083698689

This is getting very Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy-ish.

[Scans sky for Vogon spacecraft ]

RT @doctorow@twitter.com

"Harbinger households": neighborhoods that consistently buy products that get discontinued, buy real-estate that underperforms, and donate to losing political candidates https://boingboing.net/2019/12/03/harbringer-of-doom.html

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1201891911977467904

Used to play on that pier as a kid.

In retrospect "burn the invisible sea monster" was ill-advised.

RT @smcnz@twitter.com

John Hart, aka @farmgeek@twitter.com, is the first farmer to try large-scale commercial cricket farming in NZ. He spoke to @eloise_gibson@twitter.com about what makes a happy cricket. https://www.newsroom.co.nz/2019/12/02/924571/how-to-raise-a-happy-cricket

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/smcnz/status/1201337094427136000

I've had an email from COLFO warning me that the police have exposed my name, address, age, bank details, firearms licence number and, of course, the fact that I have firearms for all criminals to see. No contact from the police yet.

RT @norightturnnz@twitter.com

Based on past behaviour, @nzpolice@twitter.com will probably try and prosecute the person who exposed their cybersecurity lapse for embarrassing them (sorry, "hacking")

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/norightturnnz/status/1201338646017626115

So today I got to watch British police execute a criminal lying down on a bridge.

Please stop armed police patrols in New Zealand.

Is this just a shuffling of deckchairs on the Titanic or am I missing something?
https://www.civildefence.govt.nz/resources/news-and-events/news/national-emergency-management-agency-to-replace-ministry-of-civil-defence-and-emergency-management/

Shit happens. This is why you don't go cheap-arse and build your power lines too close together.

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/404407/bird-deterrant-spikes-to-be-installed-on-pylons-to-prevent-outages

RT @adrianbowyer@twitter.com

This is easy to do. Here's Ethiopia planting trees at 2000 TIMES THIS RATE:

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/07/29/africa/ethiopia-plants-350-million-trees-intl-hnk/index.html https://twitter.com/ChrisMasonBBC/status/1199939534282248194

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/adrianbowyer/status/1200046707553308681

Standard Safety Equipment Holiday Greeting Compliance Sign Cert. EU73619/UK

CMOT Dibbler (UK) Ltd.

RT @NZPrivacy@twitter.com

Trade Me can expect to hear from the Privacy Commissioner regarding policy change https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/industries/117704223/trade-me-cops-critcism-for-making-changes-to-its-privacy-policy

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/NZPrivacy/status/1199176831242424320

RT @annikakes@twitter.com

Dear New Zealand,

I love you, but Black Friday? Really?! Stop importing the worst of the US!

With love,
Annika

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/annikakes/status/1199029244333973504