Simple food for depressed like me. Microwave baked potato with Onnits.

'The money flower: a taxonomy of money'

A brilliantly simple diagram explaining the different ways value can be represented, and the properties they do and don't share.

"based on “Central bank cryptocurrencies” by Morten Linnemann Bech and Rodney Garratt (Creative Commons)"

Ever wondered why the says Doc-? Every self-respecting renegage timelord uses onion routing.

Do not try and bend the cloud, that is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth ... that there is no cloud. Then you will see it is not the cloud that bends, it is only other people's computers.

I'm having a bit of trouble with the UI of the instance at .de. I'm using Firefox 72.0.2 32-bit (Abrowser variant, on Ubuntu 16.04 ( @trisquel distro).

... when the first ingredient is sugar syrup? Isn't that,false advertising? Would it not be more honest to label it as "sugar relish with tomato chunks"?

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Hey whoever owns the Cerebos trademark these days, why do you label this product as "chunky tomato relish". ..

100% of all household accidents happen in the home. This is but one of them ...

The is one of 's most prominent daily 'papers of record'. It's "most popular" story of the day, according to a sidebar, is a piece of exhaustively researched public interest journalism entitled;
'Man's farts so deadly he kills mosquitoes in a 6m radius'. This sidebar was next to an article about recent floods Te Wai Pounamu:

It's not an "app", it's the website for , a "native" app that's actually a bunch of webjunk crammed into to make it behave vaguely like a native app. !

The second speaker for panel 2 talking about the . Ironic to be putting a photo of this on the fediverse 😏 She starts with a brief history its roots as a legal concept in Europe, beginning in the EU in 1953, with Article 8 of the European Convention on Human Rights, proceeding through its evolution in EU law, and then focusing on the .

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Finding humour in non-native uses of English 

... and here's the Jami screenshot. Note that despite the fact I'm pulling this directly from their repo, it's still using the old branding (Jami is still part of the GNU Project but they seem to be playing that down a bit in the visual branding since the rename).

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