Do not try and bend the cloud, that is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth ... that there is no cloud. Then you will see it is not the cloud that bends, it is only other people's computers.
#HatTip for the t-shirt image to #BeccaAbbe, who wrote this article about 'The Internet’s Back-to-the-Land Movement':
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