Piracy Parrot @rune@mastodon.nzoss.nz

Cursor aggressively blinking - judging me for not typing anything. Sorry.

The worst part about having ÆØÅ in danish is being confused every time some savage american uses one of the letters to assuming it sounds like E, O, or A.

Yalls names sound fucking stupid.

My kitchen scale boots up with the message "hi" every time it registers pressure. Which happens a lot by accident and I'm left feeling bad for the thing because I just engage it and then leave it hanging.

So, congrats to whoever decided a kitchen scale should be anthropomorphized. I'm sure H. C. Andersen Would be impressed.

App updates is probably the only bad thing about fdroid... But jesus, updating 20 apps in fdroid...

I am once again asking myself why I am awake at 3 am

Take "walk" with a grain of salt. You basically have to jump because you constantly get stuck on trash.

I wonder how long they spent designing the trash waste land areas in Cyberpunk 2077.

Like, you're clearly not supposed to be going through it because there's no objectives out there. And you can't travel through it by car/motorcycle.

Yet there is a lot of details to these huge areas that you will only get to appreciate if you are stubborn enough to walk a kilometer through it instead of just driving around...

It's quite immersion breaking. I can't suspend my disbelief about Americans using metric.

The most futuristic part about Cyberpunk 2077 is that Americans are using the metric system.

Thanks, OSI, I knew I could count on you to be outraged ❤️

https://opensource.org/node/1099

So... don't sign CLA's, kids.

I feel like people aren't outraged enough about the Elastic re-licensing.

We're talking about a company that's branded itself on open source software for 9 years. Accepting 3rd party contributions made in good faith. Still writing "Open source, it's our heart" on their website.

But actually not releasing their core products under an open source license anymore.

That's betrayal of their core values.

And I bet it won't even work.

I love this image

At this point I've just kinda given up.

I open chromium, without any extensions, every time I need to join a video call.

Not even worth trying to do it in Firefox and learning all the ways the video call platform is violating my freedom and privacy.

Been neglecting two pull requests on one of my repositories for probably 30 days now. Really should get that merged this weekend...

It's simultaneously annoying and satisfying to deal with the food items expiring today 21 jan 21.