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RT @Devilish_Design: Ok, it's taken most of the week, isn't pretty and I want my Kitchen table back but It Works!! Microsoft BASIC 1.0 loaded in from paper tape 😀 Still got a little work to do, only seeing half the RAM but that should be an easy fix. t.co/yWIP4NbIJS

Please consider writing your hashtags in upper camelcase so screen readers have a chance at figuring them out.

#whyistayonmastodon sounds like an giant undecipherable mess of sounds.

#WhyIStayOnMastodon reads out "Why I Stay On Mastodon" 😄

(Reason #44 I stay here: my previous requests like this have been generally well-received, proving that most people are awesome.)

Vet: You'll need to give him half of one of these tablets each day. They're quite small, it can be tricky ...

Me: It's OK, I know how to break a pill in half thank you. Can you direct me to the nearest nightclub toilet cubicle?

Q: What do you give the person who's got everything? A: Antibiotics.

On en parle depuis longtemps dans de très nombreux contextes, je l’ai enfin trouvée: la fameuse “poche de résistance”

RT @JamesBSumner@twitter.com: Yes, it was me who smuggled a large seabird into the plenary and launched it at the speaker's head with the words "Actually this is more of a cormorant than a question." I am to be considered for possible readmission to the society in 2038, which seems fair.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JamesBSumner/statu

RT @crazyKiwiClare@twitter.com: Late night presentation writing leads to creative but crazy ideas...See you at iTx tomorrow 3:20am to find out what we are really working on right now.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/crazyKiwiClare/sta

RT @sakeriver@twitter.com: Today as I was walking home after my run I saw a large lemon rolling down the hill. It kept rolling for about a quarter mile. And now you can see it, too.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/sakeriver/status/1

RT @voidspace@twitter.com: New website, new tech blog. Agile Abstractions: Michael Foord. Python training and consulting. "Hello World" agileabstractions.com/Hello-Wo

🐦🔗: twitter.com/voidspace/status/1

RT @sturdyAlex@twitter.com: It’s a bold look from May this morning. Scalping your enemies and wearing the trophies is a barbaric practice, but in the case of Boris Johnson, I approve.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/sturdyAlex/status/

The performance numbers here are quite impressive. Some caveats and limitations though, but djb claims they can be mostly overcome with more development effort.

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RT @hashbreaker@twitter.com First release of djbsort: super-fast constant-time automatically verified AVX2 sorting code for int32 arrays. sorting.cr.yp.to (Next target is ARM NEON.) Verification starts with the toolkit for symbolic execution, which in turn uses libVEX from Valgrind.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/hashbreaker/status

RT @crazyKiwiClare@twitter.com: A big shout out to our wonderful bespoke battery builder extraordinaire Chris Forne. Thanks for these little Li-ion beauties that mean we are now going battery powered at Cacophony.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/crazyKiwiClare/sta

RT @atroyn@twitter.com: Things that happen in Silicon Valley and also the Soviet Union:

- waiting years to receive a car you ordered, to find that it's of poor workmanship and quality

- promises of colonizing the solar system while you toil in drudgery day in, day out

🐦🔗: twitter.com/atroyn/status/1014

RT @WoolfSimon@twitter.com: Only in Wellington. A Southern Right Whale having fun in our harbour, in front of the Beehive.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/WoolfSimon/status/

RT @CodeWisdom@twitter.com: “ Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad.” – Cory House

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CodeWisdom/status/

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