The description "world's richest third world country" comes to mind.
Which is hilarious because the USA literally invented the terms First, Second & Third World to mean USA's allies, neutral or not, respectively. If the USA is effectively a Third World country (according to the contemporary understanding of the term) then the USA is figuratively not one of the USA's allies. Hilarious.
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