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A gigantic Mainfreight truck has just pulled into my driveway. I’m going to hide.

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RT @Jamienzherald@twitter.com

Nurse who gave me my second jab this week says a lot of people still ask worried questions about what mRNA is. I suggested she tell them it’s just an acronym for makes real nice antibodies, bro

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Jamienzherald/stat

Scanning a bird’s retina. This will be used by AI in the future to detect if a sparrow is a rapist.

(The AI is just a piece of wood with “yes” written on it.)

“A cake that you never stopped eating would soon lose its appeal.”

My children would disagree.

RT @Humanists_UK@twitter.com

We've just released our 2nd animation, narrated by our patron Stephen Fry!

In this video, Stephen explores the humanist approach to coming to terms with death, finding comfort, and making the most of the one life we know we have.

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humanists.uk/thatshumanism

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Humanists_UK/statu

Wow, so those “I quit” conversation screenshots have some basis in truth.

RT @BLS_gov@twitter.com

Quits rate of 2.9 percent in August 2021 an all-time high go.usa.gov/xMMMX

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BLS_gov/status/145

“4.45pm: Ardern ‘bleep bloop blorp’, says Seymour”

Can we please not quote shoddy opposition leaders saying stupid things and then using that as a headline? Let me rewrite it:

“4.45pm: Opposition leader disagrees with Prime Minister”

RT @michaelwoodnz@twitter.com

A breakthrough moment for the CRL project as the Tunnel Boring Machine makes it through to Karangahape this afternoon. Incredible work by the team in challenging conditions.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/michaelwoodnz/stat

One thing that’s bleeding obvious in Maid is that childcare and social support in the US is a complete disaster. Can’t fault what’s her name for that.

Here in Aotearoa we have the “20 hours ECE” which is brilliant. twitter.com/atrupar/status/144

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RT @reomaori@twitter.com

“The expert group from around the world have confirmed that this virus is the source of the cough.” 📜

🐦🔗: twitter.com/reomaori/status/14

This track from Morcheeba (feat. Slick Rick) has lyrics that I was not quite expecting given their usual smooth styling.

open.spotify.com/track/2Whhoze

Reading a book …
“I left [school] as soon as I could, helped along by the polio epidemic of 1946/47, which closed all schools for six months.
When they reopened, I lasted about
six weeks before my parents found
me a job on a farm at Matamata, well out of the way of the epidemic”

This is clearly a joke. I wouldn’t use RoundUp for this application. I’d use Dicamba / Yates Turf Fix!

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RT @LizHIVHep@twitter.com

.@zeynep@twitter.com summarizes in this thread.

"Smart policy is to allow the unvaccinated who are fearful, frozen, or made a bad decision before to wait and now can't admit it, to cross the line *in a face-saving manner.*"

twitter.com/zeynep/status/1448

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LizHIVHep/status/1

Alright team, which is better for plants? Fresh rain water or chlorinated town supply?

I need to know what to mix with the Monsanto RoundUp glyphosate in my weed sprayer.

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