@vik he’s in the Book Depository … OR IS HE???

(Cue 50+ years of conspiracy theories and documentaries.)

I did a quick search on Twitter trying to find some advice on pest control and removal of predators. The results were all about politicians from the United States.

Your political system is messed up. Sort your pests and predators out.

I already completed this in the morning. Day was a bit dull and most birds were still in bed. Now the sun is shining brightly and there are many more tauhou, blackbirds, South Indian myna crowding the backyard.

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RT @mwlr_nz@twitter.com

Last day today! There's still time to take part in this year's NZ Garden Bird Survey. Do you have an hour to get your woolly hat on & get counting?
Don't forget - we have both a photo comp & colouring comp running as well this year...
Happy birding!
gardenbirdsurvey.nz

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mwlr_nz/status/154

RT @factaotearoa@twitter.com

How to lie with true statements:

Make no claims of fact by framing a false statement as a question, or framing true claims in a misleading way.

Quote others who have made false claims twitter.com/katestarbird/statu

🐦🔗: twitter.com/factaotearoa/statu

RT @futuresprog@twitter.com

@LI_politico@twitter.com Sounds delicious!

Creamy wheta cheese, crumbly topper!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/futuresprog/status

This is financial advice:

Ensure you have a hedge.

* this is not financial advice

“Unintended use of data”

More software designs need to take that into account!

It can be done but designs are either
A. Lazy
B. Intended to have unintended uses later

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RT @jpdanner@twitter.com

We're trying to create this in quite a risky environment.

How do we build something that people will trust?

Was amazingly risky to build due to the speed and using tech/methods that the ministry was not as familiar with.

@phindmarsh@twitter.com @kawaiiconNZ@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jpdanner/status/15

RT @jpdanner@twitter.com

We're trying to create this in quite a risky environment.

How do we build something that people will trust?

Was amazingly risky to build due to the speed and using tech/methods that the ministry was not as familiar with.

@phindmarsh@twitter.com @kawaiiconNZ@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jpdanner/status/15

@strypey haha I had a similar thought about that line when I listened to the album last week.

Really enjoying the new Flogging Molly album on Apple Music.

9 of the 11 tracks are not available in my region.

Turns out the Warrant of Fitness on his 2016 Mercedes-Benz GLA-CLASS expired last week. Whoops! No insurance for him if he had hit me.

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I think it’s the same guy who tried to run me over at the same intersection last year. That time he was in a Ute and I was on my bike.

Fortunately one of the kids in our group called out for me to stop because I was looking out for cars in other directions.

I’m fetching the video off the dashcam to see.

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Muppet in a Mercedes tried to crash into me today. He was turning, I was going straight ahead. It’s literally the first rule.

He had to fall back to the secondary give way rule: “expensive car gives way to cheaper car”.

nzta.govt.nz/roadcode/general-

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