Future Sprog, XP @futuresprog@mastodon.nzoss.nz
wearer of authentic hair; good with computers
Joined Mar 2019
Things that make you go “hmmm”. National imagery, username, nick, posting memes, … it doesn’t directly fit my heuristic but it’s awfully close.
RT @Kaukapakapa_Kid@twitter.com
What a day for it! Off to Ohakune for a ski weekend via Northern Explorer! Perhaps some live tweeting of the journey 😁 we need more of this in Aotearoa @nzrailparty@twitter.com #TrainTwitter
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Kaukapakapa_Kid/status/1420464597320884225
What topic are we experts on today because I have some reckons
RT @nova_road@twitter.com
Space twitter is barely talking about this and I wonder if it's because people don't care about labor abuse or don't care about Rocket Lab.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/nova_road/status/1420108570687852545
RT @unlambda@twitter.com
@MalwareTechBlog@twitter.com When my father was in college in the 1970s, his chemistry department had an anonymous substance testing service. Submit sample with number and what you expected it to be. Few days later, check notice board for number, what you thought it was, and what it actually was.
“Boys will be boys” means you got a streak of mud on your good trousers when I told you to stay inside. Could you just stay clean for FIVE MINUTES!!!
Are you telling me that Cheaty Magoo published a video that was not entirely factual and in fact had been lightly tampered? @HeyScoops@twitter.com
RT @CDisillusion@twitter.com
I'm gonna explain why it's fake in the following 2 tweets, but then you have to promise to stop tagging me in this forever pleeease 🙏 https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1419314602110865411
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CDisillusion/status/1419394510698819590
RT @TheOnion@twitter.com
Prima Donna Species Just Has To Have Every Part Of Natural Habitat Intact https://bit.ly/3wVwZZO
Going for a drive on a full moon …
“Is our car silver?”
“Yep!”
“Then we’re safe from werewolves.”
Daughter is well trained.
Really looking forward to a nice biscuit.
RT @Manruss@twitter.com
1981: If you don’t tax billionaires, they’ll spend all that extra wealth on creating jobs and philanthropy. In forty years, we’ll have a utopia on Earth.
2021: Unemployed peasants watch as a billionaire launches into space.
Feeder is now up to 6 tauhou and needs to be refilled every 5 days. This is great news for Topflite’s sales department.
Marcus Rashford really is kind and inspirational.
RT @TrialByTruth@twitter.com
His brand of active, selfless, care for those least wealthy is a constant thorn in their side.
The best they can hope for is creation of doubt and the best doubt they came up with is whether he made any money, before donating most of it to families in need 🤷♀️ https://twitter.com/davidlammy/status/1417726034103898112
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TrialByTruth/status/1417750629271879683
This is the moment when I hopped on a plane and left Auckland because it was unaffordable for our household to rent - and despite being taxed in the top bracket we weren’t getting ahead.
RT @EmmaVitz@twitter.com
My take on renting - Almost half of renters in NZ live in houses that are damp or mouldy. And they're paying almost twice as much for the privilege than they did in 1993 (all in current dollars) https://twitter.com/TheSpinoffTV/status/1417221583232372741
“Union? No thanks!
“I would rather be treated as though I am less than human for basically my entire life in exchange for like 50k a year”
RT @SICKOFWOLVES@twitter.com
MADE SOME BUMPER STICKERS FOR GUYS WHO GET EXCITED ABOUT BILLIONAIRES GOING TO "SPACE"
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SICKOFWOLVES/status/1417570408664993793
RT @SICKOFWOLVES@twitter.com
MADE SOME BUMPER STICKERS FOR GUYS WHO GET EXCITED ABOUT BILLIONAIRES GOING TO "SPACE"
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SICKOFWOLVES/status/1417570408664993793
RT @AOC@twitter.com
Yes, Amazon workers did pay for this - with lower wages, union busting, a frenzied and inhumane workplace, and delivery drivers not having health insurance during a pandemic.
And Amazon customers are paying for it with Amazon abusing their market power to hurt small business. https://twitter.com/danlinden/status/1417513266050445312
RT @PabloRochat@twitter.com
new rug for my roombas 🤪
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/PabloRochat/status/1417481632530018318
wearer of authentic hair; good with computers
Joined Mar 2019
