Just received a message that my delivery is nearly there, which is concerning.

Last night I priced up a ridiculous basket of about $4,780 worth of computer parts and I don’t recall hitting the “Checkout” button on them, unless …

They’ve sent a follow up message to say it’s for groceries. Wife has added my phone for the notifications.

Not that I wouldn’t mind an ultra wide gaming monitor and a bucket of SSDs but also I quite like $4,780 in the bank …

Oh no, the courier just arrived with a box from PB Tech. What did I order? Box is too small for a gaming monitor. It better not be that bucket of SSDs I loaded into my cart for a laugh …

A gigantic Mainfreight truck has just pulled into my driveway. I’m going to hide.

He’s doing a 75 point turn, trapped between the old gate post, my hedge, and my decorative flaxes.

I kept the gate post because even though it isn’t in use anymore it stands between the traffic and the cuddly squishy box full of Internet.

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They got the truck out! My Internet is unscathed!

But the tire tracks, the unscheduled hedge trimming, oh boy.

Neighbour’s wife saw a photo of the tire marks on the driveway (delivery was for them) and marched him over with the water blaster to fix it. I used my Browns Brush and it scrubbed up nicely.

Then the water blaster caused cavitation in my pump nearly cooked itself.

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