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RT @pattonoswalt@twitter.com

When the polio vaccine dropped in 1955 people lined up to get it, & we were 2 years away from artificial satellites. Now in 2021 we carry external world-brains in our pockets & there’s robots on Mars and idiots think the COVID vaccine is full of wizard poison.

RT @aaron_pearce@twitter.com

HomePaper for HomeKit is now live. Generate wallpapers and backgrounds for Apple Home.

First export is free. $0.99 for unlimited exporting.

apps.apple.com/us/app/homepape

RT @film_girl@twitter.com

I literally have received multiple vaccinations in order to travel internationally and my passport book is full of those records. This isn’t new dude. Not new at all. twitter.com/drdrew/status/1379

RT @jeffgerstmann@twitter.com

Kazoos are distortion pedals for your mouth send tweet

RT @j_opdenakker@twitter.com

Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?

Their ancestors are vi-kings.

We bought the boys a Blunt each. Thanks @JamesBlunt@twitter.com !

RT @paulbrislen@twitter.com

One for @billbennettnz@twitter.com and all Thunderbirds fans out there. twitter.com/snellyradio/status

RT @shannonrwatts@twitter.com

The shooting in Orange, California, tonight is the 9th mass shooting in 2021 and the 6th mass shooting this month.

We are the only high income country where “getting back to normal” after a pandemic means shootings resume in places where people should be safe.

📸 Jae C. Hong/AP

RT @tehoro@twitter.com

My weather station has detected more than 200 lightning strikes in the last two hours, mostly more than 20 km away, offshore to the west. weatherflow.com/tempest-weathe

in : So @PNCityCouncil@twitter.com stopped Text-Pay for parking last June. Have to use @Frogparking@twitter.com app now. Not giving my card deets to a service that has a max 16 char pwd & an iOS app that looks to be using iOS 6 widgets/size classes.

in : Did you know most kitchens shut at 2pm? I had no idea. to the rescue!

RT @Ali_Davis@twitter.com

One thing I've learned over the past year is that zombie movies don't have enough scenes where the authorities announce that there are slightly fewer zombies but definitely still zombies out there and then a bunch of people rush out to restaurants and amusement parks.

RT @InternetNZ@twitter.com

This Bill could mandate Internet filtering in NZ. We think it's inconsistent with a free, open and secure Internet. Check out our 3 paragraph submission...and if you agree, sign on before noon 1 April...docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI twitter.com/NZParliament/statu

RT @k8em0@twitter.com

For all who celebrate & even for those of us who don’t - let’s take all the love, warmth, family, tradition, hope, & renewal baked into these spring holidays & revel in all that connects us.

We’re closer than we think.
♥️💙💜💗🖤💛💚🧡💘💝💖💞💕 twitter.com/drhnaqvi/status/13

Late to bed, early to rise, makes you need lots of coffee supplies.

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