Spoke to a lovely young lady from @Forest_and_Bird@twitter.com yesterday. Very passionate about saving the last remaining Maui Dolphins. Only 61 of the wee things left. 😔

Become a member, if you are able - help fight for them!

bit.ly/2GsiMOl

donkey ن boosted

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Really help you
Asynchronous processes

RT @hotdogsladies@twitter.com

𝙼𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚌𝚑. 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗.

𝚈𝚎𝚜. 𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝚓𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚕.

Got a special mug for beautiful wifey. 😉

/cc @FoxyLustyGrover@twitter.com @KittenFlower@twitter.com

RT @cluedont@twitter.com

The cutest truce you'll ever see.

RT @PadraigBelton@twitter.com

A digital billboard in Odessa malfunctioned, in the fog. Convincing unknown numbers of motorists not only were they living in the Matrix, but it was being run on Windows 98.

Happy birthday lovely @becs@twitter.com! I hope you have a wonderful day. 🧡

I wonder which will come first - a donkey Memoji from @apple@twitter.com or a donkey emoji from @Emojipedia@twitter.com.

😔

RT @bunnyarchive@twitter.com

@KittenFlower@twitter.com

Neat. Office 365/Azure stuff isn’t working in Safari anymore.

One day back using @newtonmailapp@twitter.com and I feel like I’m more on top of things.

RT @JennsLenz@twitter.com

Random question session in Geology:

Can planets be dated?
Prof: yes.

How?
Prof: call the planet up and say, “what are you doing on Friday night?”

Class erupted into an array of groans, laughs and slow claps.

Prof: proud smile, answers question.

RT @thefinley@twitter.com

Anyone have a contact in the @AppStore@twitter.com team? I’d love to see my new chord finder app featured in the Music category.

Easy to use, supports iPhone/iPad at all resolutions and split-screen, drag and drop, copy, a11y, and more.

itunes.apple.com/us/app/selah-

RT @LloydLegalist@twitter.com

Canadian road rage caught on camera.

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