RT @JonyIveParody@twitter.com

If a @LEGO_Group@twitter.com Mario firmware update fails, does that mean it becomes…

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

…Bricked? twitter.com/JonyIveParody/stat

RT @pixel@twitter.com

We stopped the J&J Vaccine rollout for less deaths than this one single shooting.

WE NEED GUN CONTROL twitter.com/bbcworld/status/13

RT @HorizonsRC@twitter.com

MĀORI REPRESENTATION SURVEY 📝
E te iwi tahuri mai rā ki te kaupapa nei kia rongo ai i ō kōrero, i ō whakaaro e pā ana ki te nohonga Māori. We are seeking your views and thoughts on Māori representation. Fill out our short survey before 8am 10 May at haveyoursay.horizons.govt.nz

RT @Grace_Segers@twitter.com

if i lay here
if i just lay here
could i just lay here
please just let me lay here i'm so tired all the time

RT @SereinaCambell@twitter.com

One church locked out of a building because they can't see fit to obey the law during a time of pandemic, does not an "Underground church" make.
Quit insulting the true underground churches in China and Iran. John MacArthur, you are embarrassing yourself and us.

RT @SimonCHulse@twitter.com

This was taken on an iPhone XR, which doesn’t have a wide angle lens, by using the panorama feature with the phone in landscape and moving it vertically- a trick most people don’t know about.

RT @mrjsasso@twitter.com

If you're remodeling your kitchen, put one of these in that empty space in the corner cabinet, for the next guy that remodels in another 10-15 years. Follow me for more home improvement tips!

RT @mikemchargue@twitter.com

Men: do the work of learning to identify and process your emotions, communicate your needs, and confront your shame. Do this for yourself.

But, also know that as you do this the world becomes safer for everyone else.

RT @film_girl@twitter.com

By the way, don’t use this app. Revoke it. I checked “don’t tweet this” and it did anyway. Revoked access instantly. It’s fun but not that fun. twitter.com/film_girl/status/1

RT @jeffistyping@twitter.com

if you did the "twitter family tree" thing that's going around, you should probably revoke access to the app and report it

They use their API access to follow an account from your account and mute it so you don't notice

My Twitter Family:
Parents: @aaron_pearce@twitter.com @RayRedacted@twitter.com
Spouse: @sebbbywolf@twitter.com
Children: @ARIAL0NG@twitter.com @film_girl@twitter.com

via roundyear.fun/twitterfamily

RT @ShitUserStory@twitter.com

As a...
– new user
I want to...
– see an unskippable, 15-step guide to using every facet of the product, written in quirky short sentences, jumping around the screen on little floating modals, and irretrievable once complete
So that...
– I become an expert user, and do not churn.

RT @pattonoswalt@twitter.com

When the polio vaccine dropped in 1955 people lined up to get it, & we were 2 years away from artificial satellites. Now in 2021 we carry external world-brains in our pockets & there’s robots on Mars and idiots think the COVID vaccine is full of wizard poison.

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