RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: this is what the world map sounds like on the piano😮
Q: DID YOU KNOW A DOG ONCE WROTE AN EPIC POEM ABOUT UPC LABELS
A: YEAH IT WAS A BARK ODE
"Elon Musk: I'm putting people on Mars!
Developers: Fantastic, more timezones to support."
RT @email@example.com: Oh wow, the pilot who steered Southwest 1380 to safety after a harrowing engine failure today was was one of the first female fighter pilots in the Navy’s history, and the first woman to fly the F/A-18. https://twitter.com/crispinburke/status/986364726295846912
Had my AirPods for about a year now. This morning was the first time I went to use them and the pods and the case were out of battery.
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: I do admit there’s been something in me (perhaps the 6 year old) that’s been slightly envious of the posties driving around in these vehicles 😆
RT @HorizonsRC@twitter.com: We have been asked to create a regional facilities fund of $2m over 4yrs, supporting our region's councils to develop facilities that could contribute to economic growth. This is not budgeted for & would mean an additional 1.1% per year. #Haveyoursay at http://haveyoursay.horizons.govt.nz
RT @HorizonsRC@twitter.com: At the moment, our Council is made up of 12 councillors, elected across 6 constituencies. The existing arrangement was adopted as its 'initial proposal' & now it's time for you to let us know whether you agree. Have your say before 14 May. http://bit.ly/2HnbAAv
RT @HorizonsRC@twitter.com: In our Long-term Plan council is proposing to discontinue funding of the Capital Connection & instead seek shortfall funding from Central Government. Should we be required to continue to make contributions for the service to operate, would you like us to? http://haveyoursay.horizons.govt.nz
RT @OctopusCavemann@twitter.com: Waitress: Welcome to the Karma Cafe
Me: What do you sell here
Waitress: Just desserts
RT @email@example.com: I love how in the U.S. we allow souped up monster trucks anywhere, anytime no questions asked. But we're very serious about regulating electric scooters "for safety." https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/qvxn8p/san-franciscos-bizarre-scooter-war-shows-how-tech-companies-ignore-the-law
Really. You can’t make this stuff up. #fl
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Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein /was/ the monster.
Charisma is being able to sell Frankenstein as a fruit salad.
RT @Spaziotwat@twitter.com: There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't
RT @JackOfQuills@twitter.com: how did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler